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  <title>drinking DNA, poping microcondria</title>
  <subtitle>put that damn tamborine down..</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Tegan</name>
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  <updated>2007-04-25T02:28:24Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gurutebaoka:3310</id>
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    <title>a Sweet Jesus=Jesus shaped lolipop!</title>
    <published>2007-04-25T01:51:48Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-25T02:28:24Z</updated>
    <category term="tis odd ... this feelin inside"/>
    <lj:music>radio</lj:music>
    <content type="html">holy shit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this feels odd, writing here. I havent done this for a looong time. It's been almost a year.. maybe more like 8months, but that is close enough. I updated my look of the blog but its not so hot n e more, and i am soo over jake. He was a good romp for a week, but i saw in a mag at the safeway that he is beginning to grey. It's a shame really, though i know hes fairly old.. apparently i like old. haha what a joke who are we kidding i am veyr much for the youngin's aka my brothers friends. So i guess facebook is the new lj.. NOT! facebook is lame too many ppl too like nex i must come back tto my true love. hence why i have blogged. Well i am going to rearrange the look of my blog for a new run at ljing. a more mature older ljing too! cuz i am now a sophisticated second yr uni student... haha what a joke &lt;br /&gt;well much love for all &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there will be much much more and soo much more exciting!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gurutebaoka:2016</id>
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    <title>New Year Junkie</title>
    <published>2006-01-05T06:00:35Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-05T06:00:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>banana pancakes - Jack Johnson</lj:music>
    <content type="html">what computer i ask u does not have microsoft word.. honestly what is the world coming to, you cant even rely on ur fellow sales associate to deliver high quality info. about their product, therefore you are left with a laptop, brochureless, and a single battery that isnt even guaranteed. damn the growth of the economy, heartless conniving enterpenneurs developing lousy product for mindless gomes like myself to viciously lap up and officially become broke, need a job and repeating the devious cycle all over again. cheers. &lt;br /&gt;ok &lt;br /&gt;i'm done ranting, but i do make an honest point, and whats a broke girl to do, besides the obvious job searching. nothing. therefore i need a job, for once in my life there is no other way to solve, or avoid this problem. And to make matters worst, no one believes i will get off my lazy bum and get one. Yes the friend r really supportive on this subject, with making bets, waging starbucks coffee and so on. This truly does nothing for my confidence, nor my lack of enthusiasm on the job getting subject. &lt;br /&gt;on a much happier note: i might get cheesecake tomorrow, and watch a djd production , life ( in this present moment) couldnt possibly get n e peachier.&lt;br /&gt;oh and i really really like skating, and laughing when ppl fall, oh and definitely the charming lad that works at arbour lake. &lt;br /&gt;so life is generally good, and well vacation is right-o, so here's a toast to many more starbucks coffees, skating, and spending every penny!</content>
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    <title>I am .... too damn... catholic</title>
    <published>2005-12-15T02:20:14Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-15T02:20:14Z</updated>
    <lj:music>fa-la-la-la-la .. lala la laaa</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I bow down to all those who worship the falling white fluffy stuff. * Crying uncontrollably* I miss snow, damn the warm weather. It just doesn’t feel like Christmas, well besides the glorious red Starbucks cup, and the hideous décor inside my formerly homely home. I truly shed a tear or two when I glance upon all of the twinkling objects, but that’s not half of it, oh no it gets worse… u cant compete with the Thousands of ‘woodland” creature sitting on the mantle staring wide-eyed… probably thinking in unison with my current sentiment; can’t they just “fall’ off the edge of the mantel...  and maybe if I’m lucky a little too close to the fire. . Timberrrrr! Muahahaha. Ok so I secretly love the gouty decorations and might of helped nail a few to the wall, but those animal, they are just too much. I really need to hit up the churches this season, JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON. It’s darn well the truth, u all know it, and I need my monthly dish of preaching. Oh and on that note I shall head off to repent my sinful not to mention greedy holiday desires.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gurutebaoka:1403</id>
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    <title>Sexuality and how my brain manages to function without an intelligent thought</title>
    <published>2005-09-16T23:11:08Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-15T01:13:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>.... cartoons on tv.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Mmmmm this is me saying hello! HELLO WORLD… or who ever is bored enough to stumble upon this sainted spot. I shall humble grace u with my babble for this drowsy, and hazy Friday. Yes I would normally say rejoice all for tis Friday and Fridays make me happy… happy Tegan’s are definitely preferable to the sleep deprived, PMS-ing , “raccoon” eyed, early morning, got something stuck up u know where female that tends to come out once a month and so happens to have just recoiled back into her hole this very moment. So on that note I am in a rather fantastic mood right now and would gladly grand you permission to do what every you so please.. that is how content I am! This is partially due to the fact I am going to DANCE in 45mins, I get to see man arm kels .. ohh how I love it ( I want man arms.. it is my sole wish ) and bonus: I GET TO DRIVE! Loud music and risky times for all! I was a moment ago . ( more like 6h ago) but hey .. time flies when ur in deep thinking mode. I was reflecting during math ( I sure pay attention in class, hey?.. don’t think I retained a single piece of mathematical information, what a shame.) on the many attractive male specimens I get to lay my eye upon, when I decided I would amuse myself with a lil game. I was wondering which guys ( including the not so attractive sort) I could see my self ever kissing. ( brilliant, no?). So I looked around layed my eyes upon my first prey ( some random in the corner) and ….. nothing. Nope couldn’t see my self kissing him.. ever. NEXT! .. nop he wouldn’t do either. Then I started frantically searching for some male I could picture my self with when a large flashing neon pink sign smacked me in the mind. LESBIAN. Yes, after distracting my self from math, eye molesting my fellow classmates, I can to the clever and witty conclusion that I something was definitely wrong with me, and the only possible explanation is I’m a LESBIAN.   I shock even myself with this out of the blue and unfathomable possibility that I snorted ( yes .. ladylike) in the middle of class. I think I captured a few odd and fearful looks by the people around me. After a good dosage of testosterone smothering me in the hallways and having some tea I realised I am NOT a lesbian and there is still hope for me. After all I have another 3 classes.. and possibly 15x3=….45! possible candidates left in those other classes. I can now breathe easily and dance like the maniac I truly am. So salute too all; lesbians and what not&lt;br /&gt;P.s if jon effed up my calculator I will kill him in his sleep. &lt;br /&gt;( right now it reads: I like women, I like to touch women, I am a lesbian ) &lt;br /&gt;what a supportive pal</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gurutebaoka:1267</id>
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    <title>Filthy details.... GIVE ME, GIVE ME!</title>
    <published>2005-09-09T22:36:08Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-15T01:14:08Z</updated>
    <category term="this is me babbling"/>
    <lj:music>I Think Were Alone Now-The click five</lj:music>
    <content type="html">3 cheers for weekend journeys, fab times and all together a well deserved break from school. I shall hit off this weekend on a lover's note: Romantic times for all. And with saying this i must add a story to further prove my hypothesis. So today I ventured out to the team teaching theatre to view some good o' bush.. (Gorge W. Bush to be exact). Yes sadly it was social period and therefore assumingly nap time. My theory of social=nap is proven when the teach dimmed the light setting off romantic times (proof to the lather statement) and rolled the excruciatingly boring vid. Now to following along with this lover's theme I have stumbled upon a very very good looking fellow. And well I guess I have to thank my mother for this... See, as many of you may no I was "supposed" to drive today, but mom had to confiscate the car for this seminar thinger, which I guess she HAD to attend.. much to my dismay. So I, unfortunate as it seems was destined to take the bus. There I was, humming along to my favourite tone probably along the lines of “I Think Were Alone Now”, while I transferred buses and WHAM!!! the first thing I see was his gorgeous face. Kinda a sean-biggerstaff look alike.. definite Scottish in his back ground. I think i have a purely sexual crush on him and his gorgeousness... but on the down low.. he is in gr. 10 and frankly that's just too young I can't do it, not that I would ...dream of pursuing him n e ways.. a complete stranger.. r u kidding me.. *drooling*. lol So all in all today was not a waste of make-up and oh ya did i mention he’s on the football team, really good looking and super tall ( tallness is a major turn on.. at least I seem to think so) yup I have come to the conclusion of being very very happy! &lt;br /&gt;p.s OOOO I have permission to get contacts. YAY YAY DADDY! oh how I shall milk him for all his worth lol.  &lt;br /&gt;MSG FOR JEN: now I have almost died three times this yr. New to the list is : ANGELA'S DRIVING.. hopefully she will never read this.. but hey if this is ang well ... I LOVE YOU!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gurutebaoka:908</id>
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    <title>JOEY ZEHR HAVE MY BABIES</title>
    <published>2005-09-06T23:49:56Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-06T23:52:13Z</updated>
    <category term="this is me babbling"/>
    <lj:music>Just The Girl - The Click Five</lj:music>
    <content type="html">**Cause she's bittersweet&lt;br /&gt;She knocks me off of my feet&lt;br /&gt;And I can't help myself&lt;br /&gt;I don't want anyone else&lt;br /&gt;She's a mystery&lt;br /&gt;She's too much for me&lt;br /&gt;But I keep comin' back for more&lt;br /&gt;She's just the girl I'm lookin' for** &lt;br /&gt;       I am now officially in LOVE with The Click Five. They are super duper HOT and JOEY ZEHR IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF MEAT ALIVE! &lt;br /&gt;    "Your Guilty Pleasure(s):&lt;br /&gt;Uh…girls…is that an okay answer."&lt;br /&gt;ooohhh boy he id too fun &lt;br /&gt;"Music is:&lt;br /&gt;In everybody. A primal language. Sexual."&lt;br /&gt;      Now on to my Topic of today's blog BSB CONCERT .. LOVESIT to the end of them world. Oh sheeps that was the best concert I have ever been to and if I had know I would of gotten better seats. All i can say is AMAZING WITH A CAPITAL V peeps!!P.S HOWIE AND AJ ROCK MY ARMCHAIR, and i scorn the chick who got kissed my HOWIE.. OH WHY OH WHY was it not me! AHHH NICK AND A.J are SINGLE! heeeelllloo BOYS!!&lt;br /&gt;       on a much SICKER and DISTERBING note: I ask you who in the world goes to BSB to makeout/have sexual activities... in the stadium like with ppl A.K.A MEEEE able to fully view their animalistic activities! I have been burned, scared, and scrached my eyes out like there's no tomorrow. Not to mention hurling my gut. It was too sick to mention, and they weren't even attractive ppl.. like no bonuses at all.. &lt;br /&gt;       Now the wonderful and untimely events of today!.. So I got outta school at a resonable time, with my super hero side kick JEN, got into my car blasted some BSB and chilled until it was clear for me to back out.. which took like 15000 h! Then as we were getting to a good song my car went and DIED on me.. OMG like of the things that could possibly happen to me ... my first day driving to school and it's DEAD!.. SO it turns out someone.. "i.e" prolly me .. but i like to think it's not my fault) left the lights on for like 3day ( and i'm being totally serious here) &lt;br /&gt;       yes all together it was an interesting and devastatingly tire-some day.</content>
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    <title>I'm such a Horn DAWG when BSB is around.. sumbody lock me up.. with Howie of course</title>
    <published>2005-09-05T20:04:30Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-05T20:05:12Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>butterflies by michael jackson</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Oh what a wonderful day it is, all because... BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHTTTTTT! YAHHHHHAYYY! that's right ya hoes they were never gone quite like their CD which i'm ashamed to say i do not have the pleasure of owning such a valuable, and priceless ( well.. ok so it's like 14.99 but u no sentimental reasons...)possession. WOOOT i'm over excited for getting hyped on JUICE again and being at the Backstreet boys concerts! HELL YA NOSE BLEEDS HERE I COME! WATCH OUT WORLD! i rule all! &lt;br /&gt;So my mother bear this morning decided to "donate" an electric shaver to me ... how nice of her your probably thinking .. well it's a old 80's shaver and i'd be lucky if I didn't cut my head off let-alone shave my legs with it. So i think she woke up with evil plans of killing me and taking my clothes *shudders at thought of evil mother face..* she always had those shifty eyes when i would bring home n e thing TURQUIOSE... i knew that day would come when I would have to watch my back.. or well legs for that matter. O la la i just ate a browniee it was good.. kinda old.. hmmph Y IS EVERY THING IN MY HOUSE OLD.. ggesh u'd think we never ate sweets but I my friends have a vERY VERY ig sweet tooth indeed. Hide your gingerbread homes, and sugar coated cars. &lt;br /&gt;N e ways this ismy bloggish moment today &lt;br /&gt;don't worry i shall blog tomorrow and tell all about BSB concernt and my deep undieing love for HOWIEE! &lt;br /&gt;back off he's mine! * gabs rosery and jabs it at all girls once again*&lt;br /&gt;ciao my a-sexual females and dirty boys</content>
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    <title>Journal Shizzz</title>
    <published>2005-09-04T20:59:39Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-04T20:59:39Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>my humps by black eye peas</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I have now given in to the world of online journals and i gotta tell ya it's Fantabulous. Now i can ramble and babble on about n e thing i want, muahaha. &lt;br /&gt;   So today: well i was supposed to be doing homework ... physcis and math to be speciafic and well if that isnt a lovely combination of expectant head causes i frankly don't know what is! I was doing very well if I say so myself, got about 8 questions done with the telly on and even during the soaps. I am quite proud of the fact that i was able to accomplish so much. Then... i got the a questions that demanded further attention then i was will to pay, and more brain then i was willing to lend, this is how i ended up HERE. It is all because of that dastardly question that I now have a babble spot for whoever chooses to humbly stumble across it, and hopefully amuse/further distract me from my homework that i am no longer so willfully going to complete. &lt;br /&gt;    I really really want jello soo badly, id give my right appendix ( if i even own one lol ... i'll have to ask a bio expert as I never jumped on that train ). Some crazy dog show is on right now and it's very distracting if i might say so. All ic an here is my mother laughing super loud and going awweee every 5s which also adds to the distraction fact. &lt;br /&gt;   N e ways i should go off to finish that agonizing question and the rest that fallow. so im gunna blast off, pce out for now i'll my home gurls and boys &lt;br /&gt;and remember to stay cool .... lick a dinosaur shaped lollipop got it!  &lt;br /&gt;ciao bellos &lt;br /&gt;p.s the old woman on the show with the dogs is CRAZY!!!! just thought you'd like to know!</content>
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